Tiffany Shepherd

Not showing up for work and not having a reasonable excuse are difficult things for employers to ignore. If Tiffany Shepherd (aka Leah Lust) was fired due to chronic absenteeism, it would be understandable. However, if she was fired because she moonlighted as a bikini-clad attendant on chartered fishing cruises, Port St. Lucie High School should be ashamed. They should leave well enough alone and strengthen their relationships with their own spouses, rather than fantasizing about Tiffany Shepherd. Their former biology teacher could use installment loans, but the “former” status makes that difficult. read more

What s The Difference Between Peanut Butter And Jam

Actually, before we get to that joke’s punchline, I wanted to mention that this episode goes down as both the worst and the best examples of hiding pregnancies on a TV show ever. The worst because Robin clearly looked very pregnant throughout the episode, with no real humor thrown in to make it laughable (like Lily overeating, for example). The best because of the peanut butter/jam joke being so vile that it caused Lily to conveniently disappear for four weeks.
As to the punchline to the aforementioned joke? Wait for it …
… you can’t peanut butter your dick up someone’s ass. read more

Jim Thome

Sports Illustrated's Jon Heyman is reporting that Thome has been traded to one of the Phillies main competitors for the National League pennant this year, the Los Angeles Dodgers.

Despite his amazing number of strikeouts, Jim Thome becoming a member of the Phillies in 2003 helped fuel my revived love of baseball in this city. I was sad to see him move on from the Phillies but knew it was a necessary move to allow a young Ryan Howard to transform into The Big Piece. read more

Eastern US Warned By Tropical Storm Danny

MIAMI: Tropical Storm Danny approached the US east coast on Friday and could bring rain and high surf to the northeast by the weekend, as forecasters warned of dangerous waves and rip currents.

Even though the eye of Danny was forecast to bypass the outer banks of North Carolina Saturday, New England and the Canadian Maritime provinces of Nova Scotia and New Brunswick were warned to monitor the storm as it churned northward.

Ocean swells, winds and rain could dampen the day for mourners at the funeral service for late senator Edward Kennedy in the northeastern state of Massachusetts Saturday if Danny continues on the same northwestern trajectory. sourec asia news

CIA Torture Investigation, Dick Cheney Slammed

WASHINGTON: Former US vice president Dick Cheney Friday slammed a Justice Department probe into alleged abusive interrogation techniques by CIA agents as an “outrageous political act.”

In an interview with Fox News on Sunday to be aired at the weekend, Cheney said the investigation would do long term damage to America’s ability to protect itself, adding the administration should not punish agents for doing their jobs.

Attorney General Eric Holder announced on Monday he had named assistant US attorney John Durham to review the CIA interrogations of detainees at secret sites overseas to determine whether any laws were broken. sourec asia news

DJ AM Death

A rep for DJ AM just issued the following statement: “Adam “DJ AM” Goldstein was found deceased this afternoon in his New York City apartment. The circumstances surrounding his death are unclear. Out of respect for his family and loved ones, please respect their privacy at this time.”

Law enforcement sources tell us DJ AM — also known as Adam Goldstein — was found dead this afternoon in New York City.

Sources tell us he was found in his apartment at around 5:20 PM. We’re told drug paraphernalia was found at the scene. sourec asia news

Ultimate Truth of Love

Ultimate Truth of Love

Love Is What …
Can Be Felt Not Told

It Can Be Given
Not Sold

It Comes When
You Least Expect It

&

Leaves You When
You Most Need It …

Those we love, Never go away…

Those we love,
Never go away…
The walk beside us
every day.. unseen…
unhear…still near…
Still loved…Still
missed and still very dear…!

Only the open heart receives love

Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and…
Only the CUTE 1’s receive
MESSAGES From ME!

Hearts beat 72 times a min

Hearts beat 72 times a min,
Even if ur heart beats only once a min,
U’ll stil live coz 71 times my heart beats 4u..
Good Morning & Have a good day.

When you love someone truly,

When you love someone truly,
you don’t look for faults,
you don’t look for answers,
you don’t look for mistakes.
Instead, you fight the mistakes,
you accept the faults
and
overlook the excuses.

The universe is Finite…

Astronomers say
“The universe is Finite…”
Which is a comforting
Thought
For those people ,
Who cannot remember
Where they leave Things

Company making tissues

Man 1:
“I m Always Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Business.”

Man 2:
“Why, What Do You Do?”

Man 1:
“i’ve A Company, Make
Tissue Papers …” ;->

Recently fired stock trader

A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

Make sure it’s cheap

The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”

Our friendship means a lot to me.

Our friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window
I look down & then
.
.
.
I laugh again

Love is when someone breaks your heart

What is love?
Love is when someone breaks your heart
and the most amazing thing is that
u still love the person with each broken piece.

If u have love or don’t have it

If you have love In your life,
It can make up for a
Great many things You lack.

If you don’t have it,
No matter what else
There is, it’s not enough…

Love is the best medicine

Dear cute…
Love is the best medicine,
and there is more than
enough to go around
once you open your heart.
pls.open your heart 4 me
with Love…

Each of us are angles

Each of us are angles
with only one wing;
and we can only fly by embracing
one another.
you want to become angle?
Come and I will give my wing.
Love U.So much.

Heaven is not heaven without U

If I’m in hell & Ur in heaven,
I’ll look up & be glad of U.

If I’m in heaven & Ur in hell,
I’ll pray to god to send me down,

Coz the heaven is not heaven without U.

I wrote your name on my heart

I wrote your name on sand,
it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away.

I wrote your name on my heart &
i got Heart Attack.

Three ants find an elephant asleep.

Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,”We’ll kill him!”
Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”
3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!”:-)

Past year performance repeated.

Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I’ve failed?

David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.

Man on right & women on left

Q: Do u knw y in a couple’s photo
man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d
Left Side & Assets on d Right!

Man on right & women on left

Q: Do u knw y in a couple’s photo
man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d
Left Side & Assets on d Right!

yesPillow is like a true love

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

Perez Hilton Rumor

Here we start a day with a Perez Hilton Rumor! And from what I find it’s maybe another kind of a rumor started on Twitter based on another rumor! I find many people talking about the now-famous Perez Hilton rumor but I find is kinda joke man! read more