Dumb And Dumber Quotes

This struck me when I recently rented the movie 'Up in the Air'. Actor George Clooney is used and rejected by two females – one older and one younger. It was difficult to watch Clooney in his pathetic loser male role. read more news

Chad Johnson

Chad Jones’ agent and doctors are optimistic that the rookie safety, who was severely injured in a car accident two days ago, could possibly return to football as early as next season (2011).“I’m optimistic. read more news

The Glades

There's a glut of summer cop shows this year, largely on cable, cashing in on their foothold for character development, sense of humor, action and sense of place.The best new title this week is "The Glades" (tonight at 10), an unusual first run scripted show for A&E. read more news

Kevin Hart Seriously Funny

Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny will premiere on Comedy Central this Sunday, July 11th which will be followed by the dvd and cd release on july 20th If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen! Read More

People Of Wal Mart Website

People of Wal Mart website is a revolutionary funny photo blogging site powered by the users who is one of the most talked blog today! Asking me why? Well because you can see some of the most ridiculous (to be mean) clothing and haircuts of customers in that shop!
Ok I’ll explain! Walmart is of course one of those very famous stores which should not be new to you no matter where you are. Now the funny side is that there is a new blog called People of WalMart which is more precisely a user submitted photoblog. So people shopping at Wal Mart are taking snapshots of some of the weird outfits or haircuts that other customers have and are sending those to the site for publishing.read more

Tiffany Shepherd Playboy

Port St. Lucie High School biology teacher Tiffany Shepherd was reportedly fired from her teaching job in Florida’s St. Lucie county School district.

Shepherd stated that she was not fired from her job for poor performances but because she wore a bikini on a charter boat at her second job.

She became a minor Internet sensation a bit more than a year ago.
She’s lost custody of two of her three kids to her ex-husband. And she’s been evicted from two apartments.

Porn, she said, became her only avenue.

Tiffany Shepherd, whose screen name is Leah Lust, has filmed scenes for five features. read mor

Demi Moore Bush

Comedy Central’s new show Tosh.0 is making headlines this morning, if Google Trends count as headlines. More Demi Moore Bush PICS

Watch Leah Lust Video

Leah Lust is a former high school 30-year-old Biology teacher. According to some blog news, she was fired amidst a local scandal in which pictures of her wearing a bikini were found on the Internet.

Today, as search engines become flooded with searches for “tiffany shepherd video” and so on, Tiffany Shepherd, resigns herself to a career of selling her body for money. The reason? Because she took up a second job, wearing a bikini, to make ends meet for her and her children.

On screen, Tiffany Shepherd goes by the name Leah Lust and has filmed five feature films, where Shepherd portrays the very job she’s been trying to get back. asianews.com.pk

Those we love, Never go away…

Those we love,
Never go away…
The walk beside us
every day.. unseen…
unhear…still near…
Still loved…Still
missed and still very dear…!

Only the open heart receives love

Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and…
Only the CUTE 1’s receive
MESSAGES From ME!

Hearts beat 72 times a min

Hearts beat 72 times a min,
Even if ur heart beats only once a min,
U’ll stil live coz 71 times my heart beats 4u..
Good Morning & Have a good day.

When you love someone truly,

When you love someone truly,
you don’t look for faults,
you don’t look for answers,
you don’t look for mistakes.
Instead, you fight the mistakes,
you accept the faults
and
overlook the excuses.

My love is like an onion

My love is like an onion,
It has many layers,
which add taste in your life,
but if you try to cutit off
it may bring tear in your life.

Our son got his brain from me

Husband: You know,
our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did ,
I still got mine with me!

Are u sure u love me & no1 else?

Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday

Recently fired stock trader

A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

Make sure it’s cheap

The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”

Our friendship means a lot to me.

Our friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window
I look down & then
.
.
.
I laugh again

Carrie Prejean

LOS ANGELES — Former Miss California USA Carrie Prejean sued pageant officials Monday for libel, slander and religious discrimination, accusing them of telling her to stop mentioning God even before her controversial remarks against gay marriage.

Prejean sued California pageant executive director Keith Lewis and actress and former Miss USA Shanna Moakler, who served as a co-director before resigning in protest of Prejean.

Prejean was fired in June by pageant officials who said she missed several scheduled appearances.

Her attorney, Chuck LiMandri, said that wasn't true, and Prejean was ousted because of controversial remarks in April during the Miss USA pageant that marriage should be between a man and a woman.read more

Jaycee Lee Dugard Daughters

The daughters of Jaycee Lee Dugard - Starlet and Angel - are today learning to cope with the terrible truth about their father.

Jaycee has finally revealed to her daughters how their father Phillip Garrido was a rapist who held her in captivity for 18 years.Relatives said she broke the news to her daughters, aged 15 and 11, as they were distraught that Phillip Garrido was in prison.
Meanwhile a fragment of bone has been uncovered by cadaver-sniffing dogs on property next door to the Garrido home. read more