Hearts beat 72 times a min

Hearts beat 72 times a min,
Even if ur heart beats only once a min,
U’ll stil live coz 71 times my heart beats 4u..
Good Morning & Have a good day.

When you love someone truly,

When you love someone truly,
you don’t look for faults,
you don’t look for answers,
you don’t look for mistakes.
Instead, you fight the mistakes,
you accept the faults
and
overlook the excuses.

My love is like an onion

My love is like an onion,
It has many layers,
which add taste in your life,
but if you try to cutit off
it may bring tear in your life.

Our son got his brain from me

Husband: You know,
our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did ,
I still got mine with me!

Are u sure u love me & no1 else?

Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday

Recently fired stock trader

A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

Make sure it’s cheap

The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”