Wednesday, September 2, 2009
People Of Wal Mart Website
People of Wal Mart website is a revolutionary funny photo blogging site powered by the users who is one of the most talked blog today! Asking me why? Well because you can see some of the most ridiculous (to be mean) clothing and haircuts of customers in that shop!
Ok I’ll explain! Walmart is of course one of those very famous stores which should not be new to you no matter where you are. Now the funny side is that there is a new blog called People of WalMart which is more precisely a user submitted photoblog. So people shopping at Wal Mart are taking snapshots of some of the weird outfits or haircuts that other customers have and are sending those to the site for publishing.read more
Tiffany Shepherd Playboy
Port St. Lucie High School biology teacher Tiffany Shepherd was reportedly fired from her teaching job in Florida’s St. Lucie county School district.
Shepherd stated that she was not fired from her job for poor performances but because she wore a bikini on a charter boat at her second job.
She became a minor Internet sensation a bit more than a year ago.
She’s lost custody of two of her three kids to her ex-husband. And she’s been evicted from two apartments.
Porn, she said, became her only avenue.
Tiffany Shepherd, whose screen name is Leah Lust, has filmed scenes for five features. read mor
Demi Moore Bush
Comedy Central’s new show Tosh.0 is making headlines this morning, if Google Trends count as headlines. More Demi Moore Bush PICS
Watch Leah Lust Video
Leah Lust is a former high school 30-year-old Biology teacher. According to some blog news, she was fired amidst a local scandal in which pictures of her wearing a bikini were found on the Internet.
Today, as search engines become flooded with searches for “tiffany shepherd video” and so on, Tiffany Shepherd, resigns herself to a career of selling her body for money. The reason? Because she took up a second job, wearing a bikini, to make ends meet for her and her children.
On screen, Tiffany Shepherd goes by the name Leah Lust and has filmed five feature films, where Shepherd portrays the very job she’s been trying to get back. asianews.com.pk
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Those we love, Never go away…
Those we love,
Never go away…
The walk beside us
every day.. unseen…
unhear…still near…
Still loved…Still
missed and still very dear…!
Only the open heart receives love
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and…
Only the CUTE 1’s receive
MESSAGES From ME!
Hearts beat 72 times a min
Even if ur heart beats only once a min,
U’ll stil live coz 71 times my heart beats 4u..
Good Morning & Have a good day.
When you love someone truly,
you don’t look for faults,
you don’t look for answers,
you don’t look for mistakes.
Instead, you fight the mistakes,
you accept the faults
and
overlook the excuses.
My love is like an onion
It has many layers,
which add taste in your life,
but if you try to cutit off
it may bring tear in your life.
Our son got his brain from me
Husband: You know,
our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did ,
I still got mine with me!
Are u sure u love me & no1 else?
Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday
Recently fired stock trader
A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
Make sure it’s cheap
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”
Our friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window
I look down & then
.
.
.
I laugh again
Carrie Prejean
LOS ANGELES — Former Miss California USA Carrie Prejean sued pageant officials Monday for libel, slander and religious discrimination, accusing them of telling her to stop mentioning God even before her controversial remarks against gay marriage.
Prejean sued California pageant executive director Keith Lewis and actress and former Miss USA Shanna Moakler, who served as a co-director before resigning in protest of Prejean.
Prejean was fired in June by pageant officials who said she missed several scheduled appearances.
Her attorney, Chuck LiMandri, said that wasn't true, and Prejean was ousted because of controversial remarks in April during the Miss USA pageant that marriage should be between a man and a woman.read more
Jaycee Lee Dugard Daughters
The daughters of Jaycee Lee Dugard - Starlet and Angel - are today learning to cope with the terrible truth about their father.
Jaycee has finally revealed to her daughters how their father Phillip Garrido was a rapist who held her in captivity for 18 years.Relatives said she broke the news to her daughters, aged 15 and 11, as they were distraught that Phillip Garrido was in prison.
Meanwhile a fragment of bone has been uncovered by cadaver-sniffing dogs on property next door to the Garrido home. read more
Cma Music Festival
Last night saw the” CMA Music Festival: Country’s Night to Rock,” air on ABC primetime and it was a great night, full of top-notch performances. According to apakistannews.com, the night also featured interviews and fan interaction, from some of Nashville’s best stars.
And for the first time, the annual music gig was expanded to three hours. There were performances from Trace Adkins, Brad Paisley, John Rich, Martina McBride, Jake Owen and Darius Rucker. And that was just a few of the great performances that were lined up. read more
watch weeds season 5 episode 13
The plot revolves around a widowed housewife (Mary-Louise Parker) from an affluent California suburb who becomes her neighborhood’s marijuana dealer to make ends meet. The title is a play on words, referring to both the slang term for marijuana and widow’s weeds, it also refers to the tendency of American suburbs to grow quickly and pervasively, with the dwellings and their residents being almost as indistinguishable as weeds; this is mirrored in the show’s theme song “Little Boxes” and opening credits, and is a recurring theme of the show itself. The theme song changes in the second season. The change consists of a different version every week.read more
Bjorn Phau
The last American man to win a major tennis title was Andy Roddick, 24 Grand Slams ago. It's the second-longest drought in U.S. tennis annals, and the 27-year-old Roddick began to try to do something about it Monday night, when he stepped on a Slam court for the first time since his Wimbledon heartbreak, and looked no worse for the emotional wear.
On a brisk opening night in Flushing Meadows, Roddick pounded his way past Bjorn Phau, his diminutive and game German opponent, 6-1, 6-4, 6-2. read more
Monday, August 31, 2009
Tiffany Shepherd
What s The Difference Between Peanut Butter And Jam
Actually, before we get to that joke’s punchline, I wanted to mention that this episode goes down as both the worst and the best examples of hiding pregnancies on a TV show ever. The worst because Robin clearly looked very pregnant throughout the episode, with no real humor thrown in to make it laughable (like Lily overeating, for example). The best because of the peanut butter/jam joke being so vile that it caused Lily to conveniently disappear for four weeks.
As to the punchline to the aforementioned joke? Wait for it …
… you can’t peanut butter your dick up someone’s ass. read more
Jim Thome
Sports Illustrated's Jon Heyman is reporting that Thome has been traded to one of the Phillies main competitors for the National League pennant this year, the Los Angeles Dodgers.
Despite his amazing number of strikeouts, Jim Thome becoming a member of the Phillies in 2003 helped fuel my revived love of baseball in this city. I was sad to see him move on from the Phillies but knew it was a necessary move to allow a young Ryan Howard to transform into The Big Piece. read more
Eastern US Warned By Tropical Storm Danny
MIAMI: Tropical Storm Danny approached the US east coast on Friday and could bring rain and high surf to the northeast by the weekend, as forecasters warned of dangerous waves and rip currents.
Even though the eye of Danny was forecast to bypass the outer banks of North Carolina Saturday, New England and the Canadian Maritime provinces of Nova Scotia and New Brunswick were warned to monitor the storm as it churned northward.
Ocean swells, winds and rain could dampen the day for mourners at the funeral service for late senator Edward Kennedy in the northeastern state of Massachusetts Saturday if Danny continues on the same northwestern trajectory. sourec asia news
CIA Torture Investigation, Dick Cheney Slammed
WASHINGTON: Former US vice president Dick Cheney Friday slammed a Justice Department probe into alleged abusive interrogation techniques by CIA agents as an “outrageous political act.”
In an interview with Fox News on Sunday to be aired at the weekend, Cheney said the investigation would do long term damage to America’s ability to protect itself, adding the administration should not punish agents for doing their jobs.
Attorney General Eric Holder announced on Monday he had named assistant US attorney John Durham to review the CIA interrogations of detainees at secret sites overseas to determine whether any laws were broken. sourec asia news
DJ AM Death
A rep for DJ AM just issued the following statement: “Adam “DJ AM” Goldstein was found deceased this afternoon in his New York City apartment. The circumstances surrounding his death are unclear. Out of respect for his family and loved ones, please respect their privacy at this time.”
Law enforcement sources tell us DJ AM — also known as Adam Goldstein — was found dead this afternoon in New York City.
Sources tell us he was found in his apartment at around 5:20 PM. We’re told drug paraphernalia was found at the scene. sourec asia news
Ultimate Truth of Love
Ultimate Truth of Love
Love Is What …
Can Be Felt Not Told
It Can Be Given
Not Sold
It Comes When
You Least Expect It
&
Leaves You When
You Most Need It …
Those we love, Never go away…
Never go away…
The walk beside us
every day.. unseen…
unhear…still near…
Still loved…Still
missed and still very dear…!
Only the open heart receives love
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and…
Only the CUTE 1’s receive
MESSAGES From ME!
Hearts beat 72 times a min
Even if ur heart beats only once a min,
U’ll stil live coz 71 times my heart beats 4u..
Good Morning & Have a good day.
When you love someone truly,
you don’t look for faults,
you don’t look for answers,
you don’t look for mistakes.
Instead, you fight the mistakes,
you accept the faults
and
overlook the excuses.
The universe is Finite…
Astronomers say
“The universe is Finite…”
Which is a comforting
Thought
For those people ,
Who cannot remember
Where they leave Things
Company making tissues
Man 1:
“I m Always Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Business.”
Man 2:
“Why, What Do You Do?”
Man 1:
“i’ve A Company, Make
Tissue Papers …” ;->
Recently fired stock trader
A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
Make sure it’s cheap
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”
Our friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window
I look down & then
.
.
.
I laugh again
Love is when someone breaks your heart
Love is when someone breaks your heart
and the most amazing thing is that
u still love the person with each broken piece.
If u have love or don’t have it
If you have love In your life,
It can make up for a
Great many things You lack.
If you don’t have it,
No matter what else
There is, it’s not enough…
Love is the best medicine
Love is the best medicine,
and there is more than
enough to go around
once you open your heart.
pls.open your heart 4 me
with Love…
Each of us are angles
with only one wing;
and we can only fly by embracing
one another.
you want to become angle?
Come and I will give my wing.
Love U.So much.
Heaven is not heaven without U
If I’m in hell & Ur in heaven,
I’ll look up & be glad of U.
If I’m in heaven & Ur in hell,
I’ll pray to god to send me down,
Coz the heaven is not heaven without U.
I wrote your name on my heart
I wrote your name on sand,
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart &
i got Heart Attack.
Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,”We’ll kill him!”
Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”
3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!”:-)
Past year performance repeated.
Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I’ve failed?
David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.
Man on right & women on left
man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d
Left Side & Assets on d Right!
Man on right & women on left
man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d
Left Side & Assets on d Right!
yesPillow is like a true love
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.